1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
scheduled to rise between them as the tipped,
Some poetry book

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
nothing, I guess.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Daily Show

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
1:20 AM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:15 AM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the headphones I'm wearing creaking around, my youtube video.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
earlier today, going inside.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
the book from question 1.

9. What are you wearing?
underwear! Headphones too.

10. Did you dream last night?
I dunno.

11. When did you last laugh?
about 1:00-ish when my video was funny.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
not anything appropriate.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
meh

15. What is the last film you saw?
That new Scooby Doo one (LA).

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
An XBOX 360, games, an NES, more video games in general, and give whats left to my parents.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I exist!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Zed would perpetually replace Z everywhere.

19. Do you like to dance?
...Well...like choreographed, practiced, or just jumpin' and flailing around to music. The latterest is fun.

20. George Bush:
He sucked super mega hell ass balls dicks.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Heracross Zombie.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
FUCK NO! America sucks, but...no. Japan might be OK, I guess if I learned the language automatically...

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"You don't exist!"

25. What do you want to say to Lucifer if you get to Hell?
"You also don't exist!"

27. What do you want Lucifer to say to you if you go to the hot flames?
"They, much like myself, Heaven, Hell and God, don't exist."

28. Favorite manga/anime?
The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya